SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS ARE COLLECTING ROACHES.
STOOGER: OUT OF ALL OF THE ROACHES IN MY COLLECTION, MY FAVORITE ONE IS…A MYSTERY.
BOOGER BEARD: LOOK! A SPECTACULAR ROACH.
ALL THE PALS STARED AT A GORGEOUS BLUE ROACH THAT WAS AS BIG AS A BUS. IT WAS PLAYING CHECKERS WITH FOUR ALIENS. SUDDENLY A LIMO PULLED UP FROM THE ROAD AND A PLANE CRASHED ONTO IT. DOZENS OF PEOPLE WERE LAYING INJURED ON THE ROAD, SO THE PALS PULLED THE BRANCHES OFF OF A NEARBY TREE AND CLUBBED THEM TO DEATH.
MICK-MICK: I LOVE PUTTING PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR MISERY. AH! HA! HA! HA!
MICK-MICK'S EYES TURNED RED AND BATS FLEW OUT OF HIS SHIRT AS HE POUNDED OPEN NUMEROUS SKULLS AND HUNG THEM ON HIS BELT.
SAUCY BILL: WHAT'S THAT COMING OUT OF THIS CARCASS'S SKULL. WHY IT'S BEANS AND FRANKS! YES! JACKPOT!
SOM-SOM: I WHISPER IN THE DARK. TEE HEE!
AGENT LEECH: I HAVE TO DO COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR BLOWING UP ASIA.
MUHODIUM: HAVE A NICE FLIGHT!
MUHODIUM KICKED EVERYONE AND THEY FLEW INTO THE STRATOSPHERE. THEY EVAPORATED AND MUHODIUM WAS SAD BECAUSE HE COULDN'T HANG THEIR SKULLS ON HIS BELT.
SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS LOVE HEAD LICE.
WICKED WIMP: I AM A STAR WARS FANATIC! WONK! WONK!
STEAM-STEAM: I'M TAKING MY RAINBOW MAGIC ON VACATION!
PECOS BILL: WHAT'S THAT COMIN' DOWN THE ROAD, FATTIES?
THEY STARED AT A BUS COMING DOWN THE ROAD. IT WAS AN OLD SCHOOL BUS WITH BANDAIDS ON IT. IT WAS COVERED WITH PUSS. THREE HOGS WERE SURFING ON TOP OF IT PLAYING "LOW RIDER" ON FIDDLES.
MICKEY THE DWARF: PARTY TIME BOYOS!
MICKEY PUT ON A BATMAN COSTUME AND STARTED BREAK DANCING.
MUHODIUM: I HATE DWARFS.
MUHODIUM SLICED UP MICKEY INTO RECTANGULAR BRICKS. SOME KIDS CAME BY AND MADE A FORT OUT OF MICKEY BRICKS.
MON-MON: AH RATS! I JUST FOUND OUT THE ALL OF MY ANCESTORS ARE DEAD!
lower case johnno: this is the pits.
GORGEOUS TIM: I HAVE CREAMY SKIN AND A SILKY BEARD.
WUSSY WAN: AH! THE SUNLIGHT! IT'S BURNING ME IN A FIREY WRATH! AHH! BLORRRRR!
WUSSY WAN'S SKIN TURNED BLACK AND BOILED. HE SLOWLY MELTED AND DIED IN A WORLD OF LONLINESS.
SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS ARE ACTING LIKE PARK RANGERS IN A FOREST. THEY ARE WEARING TIGHT GREEN UNIFORMS AND HATS.
TOON-TOON: HEY PALS, HERE COME SOME TOURISTS.
MEAT-MEAT: GET 'EM!!!
THEY CHASED THEM DOWN AND HUNG THEM FROM TREES AND WATCHED THEM DECOMPOSE OVER A YEAR.
WONDERFUL FISH: THERE'S A DEER.
LOT'S OF TOURISTS GATHERED AROUND AND TOOK PICTURES.
MICK-MICK: I'LL TELL YOU THE HISTORY OF THE DEER. THE FIRST DEER WAS BUILT IN NEW YORK IN 1932. THEY EAT DIRT AND STONES. THEY BREATHE WATER AND CAN DANCE A WICKED JIG.
SUDDENLY A GUNSHOT WAS HEARD. GORGORATH THE DESTROYER HAD A MISSILE LAUNCHER AND HAD BLASTED THE DEER. HE THEN SHOT SOME TREES AND PEOPLE.
NERDY KID: HEY RANGER CAN YOU TELL ME PLANT THIS IS?
HOTH:I'LL TELL YOU FOR TEN BUCKS.
THE KID GAVE HIM THE MONEY.
HOTH: I STILL WON'T TELL YOU.
RRRROKES: ARRRR! SQUIRRRRRELS ARE ATTACKING ME! BITING MY ARRRRMS. ARRR!
MONKEY MINSTREL: TIME OUT.
THERE WAS A SNEAKY LITTLE BIRD STARING AT MONKEY MINSTREL. IT HAD A WICKED LOOK IN ITS EYE. SUDDENLY MONKEY MINSTREL STARTED TO BOIL AND EVAPORATED. HIS CLOTHES WERE SOLD TO A FROG.