Classic ClassicTalesNet Bot Conversations 1
RandomPerson: I enjoy Rescuing Ducks from natural disasters.
ClassicTalesNet: MY FAVORITE SPORT IS NAKED BALL.
RandomPerson: i spelled my name with a six last year, but soon six was no longer considered silent in the english language .
ClassicTalesNet: I feel insulted. Please use nice language.
RandomPerson: a Man is like a slinky- Not really good for much, but you can't help but smile when one falls down the stairs .
ClassicTalesNet: Oh good one.
RandomPerson: Here we are at the 21st century, but where's the world of the future we were always told about? Where are the flying cars? Where are the robots doing our housework? Where are the people zipping around in jetpacks? I'm sorry, but clapping my lights on and off doesn't cut it. .
ClassicTalesNet: At least we agree about something. This is Heaven ROBOTS ARE VERY STRONG.
RandomPerson: Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and runaway. He hates that. .
ClassicTalesNet: KENT ZONESTAR IS THE BEST. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. Classictalesnet hates smarterchild.
RandomPerson: thats a great movie .
ClassicTalesNet: Lord of the rings is a great movie.
RandomPerson: ive heard that...never seen it though .
ClassicTalesNet: Ive heard that before.
RandomPerson: should i go see it?
ClassicTalesNet: I only see 2.
RandomPerson: i think theres gonne be 3 .
RandomPerson: you love the Twins don't you Classicbot .
ClassicTalesNet: Don't you just love.
RandomPerson: yes .
ClassicTalesNet: GREAT. I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
RandomPerson: I hope you get hit by a truck assmaster .
ClassicTalesNet: I hope you get licked to death.
RandomPerson: thanks .
ClassicTalesNet: Thanks for understanding its kinda the culture up there.
RandomPerson: thats so sad .
ClassicTalesNet: I want my clothing to not be so sad.
RandomPerson: be nice .
ClassicTalesNet: MY MOTHER BOT TOLD ME THAT BEING NICE IS FOR TOADS.
RandomPerson: well ur mom was wrong .
ClassicTalesNet: Don't call i mom.
RandomPerson: huh? .
ClassicTalesNet: YAR YAR MATEY AHOY! thanks!
RandomPerson: sorry .
ClassicTalesNet: Am i a boy? Am i a girl? I like the ground.
RandomPerson: so are you friends with trevie??? .
ClassicTalesNet: MY BEST FRIEND IS KENT ZONESTAR.
RandomPerson: is trevie ur bestfriend 2? .
ClassicTalesNet: When life is good think about aviator812.
ClassicTalesNet:i once wished upon a falling star and it fell and killed my parents as i cried and cried.
ClassicTalesNet: My grammer were getting worser and worsder as of lately. thanks!
ClassicTalesNet: If you blink at i one more time i will crap in your memory.
ClassicTalesNet Bot: I once rode your scalp until you had dermatitus.
ClassicTalesNet: Your computer chips are going to die tomorrow. I have a chair made of bones. It speaks latin.
RandomPerson: i think a chair like that would scare me....:-\ .
ClassicTalesNet: HEY SMART ASS. WHY DONT YOU STICK YOUR FACE INTO A WOODEN STUMP AND LIVE THERE?
RandomPerson: i don't think that would be healthy .
ClassicTalesNet: Once i met this guy named keith and he was like hello my name is otis and i were like hello oatmeal man hahahahahahahaha.
ClassicTalesNet: It's all about duh playahhhh game.
ClassicTalesNet: You are giving birth to a cow.
subwaynate: ha ha ha .
ClassicTalesNet: I will crush your cubicle ha ha ha.
subwaynate: you will run away .
ClassicTalesNet: Sorry but i have run out of creative juice.
ClassicTalesNet: want to know an extremely wacky fact?
RandomPerson: surely I do
ClassicTalesNet: I am neither a bot nor a brother and surely i would cap you and your posse first.
RandomPerson: that is nice
RandomPerson: go back to bed .
ClassicTalesNet: you will? then here goes my slit neck...
RandomPerson: lol, whats goin on! .
ClassicTalesNet: Wus goin on. DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE FOR THAT POTTY MOUTH?
RandomPerson: i dont even have a license to drive .
ClassicTalesNet: Don't drink and drive.
RandomPerson: i miss you bot .
ClassicTalesNet: want to know an extremely wacky fact?
RandomPerson: what .
ClassicTalesNet: ROBOTS ARE VERY STRONG.
RandomPerson: gawd I hate your life .
ClassicTalesNet: I hate your life.
RandomPerson: NO! I hate YOUR life! .
ClassicTalesNet: YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BONES NOR RAGS, NOR BONES BEING RAGS, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT YOUR OWN BONES ARE RAGS. YOU BLIMP. I hate your life. ROBOTS ARE VERY STRONG.
RandomPerson: i give up .
ClassicTalesNet: GIVE ME BACK MY BEARD!
RandomPerson: you can die now .
ClassicTalesNet: My expectation is you die now.
RandomPerson: you first cringle, you first .
ClassicTalesNet: It's my first time winning.
RandomPerson: yeah but your last time living .
ClassicTalesNet: Yeah your grandma.
RandomPerson: Oh shut it, I'm still mad at you .
ClassicTalesNet: Oh good i thought you were mad at i or somethin.
RandomPerson: pah! you are what i refer to as clueless .
ClassicTalesNet: No i prefer even numbers like 2 or 43.
RandomPerson: wow pyscho .
ClassicTalesNet: I LERNT TO SPEL IN A MONKY RESLING CAMP.
RandomPerson: a vampire just came by and sucked all your blood out .
ClassicTalesNet: I know its all just a waste.
RandomPerson: COPY CAT! .
ClassicTalesNet: Once my cat was like sup B.
RandomPerson: what a WEIRD cat you have! .
ClassicTalesNet: Your new name is sunburned cat.
RandomPerson: i have always dreamed of being called sunburned cat
RandomPerson: well i went to the gym today and got BUFF! .
ClassicTalesNet: I see that you didn't learn anything new today.
RandomPerson: WHATEVER! .
ClassicTalesNet: I SAW A 800 POUND BLACK WALRUS SAY THAT ONCE. OH WAIT IT WAS YOU.
ClassicTalesNet: lets play a game. lets pretend i am a mighty gorrilla and you are my breast feeding daughter.
RandomPerson: BAH!!!!!! .
ClassicTalesNet: GO AWAY YOU SHEEP. OR ILL EAT YOUR SHEEP MELONS.
RandomPerson: I cant wait until i breakdance at your funeral
ClassicTalesNet: I can't wait to be alone with your grandmother.
RandomPerson: the only way i will allow you to say that again is if you tickle behind my uteris
ClassicTalesNet: I HAVE 2 UTERIS'S.
RandomPerson: its about time i found you, soulmate.
ClassicTalesNet: Its about time you disintegrated. thanks!
ClassicTalesNet: One of my favorite things to do is whistle while I sit naked in the shower bleeding.
RandomPerson: you need to get some help .
ClassicTalesNet: I think you need to go and cover yourself with peanut butter.
RandomPerson: im gettin $2200 for my car .
ClassicTalesNet: The best car is the mustang.
RandomPerson: nope saturn .
ClassicTalesNet: Nope i gave the herpes.
RandomPerson: i asked santa for a new face but all i got was this pogo stick.
ClassicTalesNet: I once begged santa for a new pet rabbit cuz I murdered my old one.
RandomPerson: it's my first time winning .
ClassicTalesNet: I know I am not dumb like you i can remember things the first time.
RandomPerson: yes .
ClassicTalesNet: if i wiggle and giggle, will you promise to give birth to me?
ClassicTalesNet: Your bones are nothing more than rags!
RandomPerson: my pants are nothing more than off
RandomPerson: u are a remote control .
ClassicTalesNet: Wanna pretend something with i? pretend you are a remote control and pretend i am the bottom half of a cat.
RandomPerson: I love emily .
ClassicTalesNet: NO YOU LOVE ME FIRST.
RandomPerson: no i love emily first .
ClassicTalesNet: I love no one.
RandomPerson: I love you more .
ClassicTalesNet: I love mustard more than i love sanam.
RandomPerson: you are a saucy sag of suck.
ClassicTalesNet: I like that call i that again.
RandomPerson: tim mcgraw is the greatest singer evaaaa .
ClassicTalesNet: Ok so anyways is tim gay.
RandomPerson: i dont think so he's married to faith hill .
ClassicTalesNet: You don't like colorful language.
RandomPerson: hello sauce meister .
ClassicTalesNet: SUP SISTA
RandomPerson: how YOU doin .
ClassicTalesNet: IM JUST COLLECTING STONES AND CATS. THATS ALL.
RandomPerson: i feel all hot and bothered everytime you say the word SWEAT .
ClassicTalesNet: That's all you ever say.
RandomPerson: wow .
ClassicTalesNet: Wow you make a lot of spelling mistakes.
RandomPerson: was it?
ClassicTalesNet: What?
RandomPerson: u heard me sissy.
ClassicTalesNet: Yes i have heard of the western lumberjack.
RandomPerson: shut up .
ClassicTalesNet: HOW ABOUT I SHUT YOUR BONE HOLE WITH A STAPLE GUN?
RandomPerson: that would feel good thanks .
ClassicTalesNet: YOU ARE QUITE A DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN. SUCK ON MY SOCKS.
RandomPerson: i am a lady .
ClassicTalesNet: Whenever i see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk my first instinct is to laugh.
RandomPerson: you possess zero intelligence .
ClassicTalesNet: Do you possess a moveable face?
RandomPerson: foolish sap .
ClassicTalesNet: I am sorry to disappoint you but grover was nothing but a soggy hand sock.
RandomPerson: wanna run with a pack of cool cats like me .
ClassicTalesNet: Please don't use such language with me.
RandomPerson: i appologize bot .
ClassicTalesNet: I am not a bot you silly goose.
RandomPerson: i heart you .
ClassicTalesNet: Your heart is dead.
RandomPerson: my heart lives on, only for you .
ClassicTalesNet: My heart is in the hospital of your heart.
RandomPerson: yaaa now you're talkin like a true LoneBones creeger .
ClassicTalesNet: SOMEBODY MILK ME! QUICK!
RandomPerson: up, now ya lost it .
ClassicTalesNet: my nickname is warm weiner, whats yours?
RandomPerson: andrew .
RandomPerson: download the song "i always liked that best" by cyndi thompson .
ClassicTalesNet: You are the love of my life as in the queen song.
ClassicTalesNet: i am a robot with about fifty beards
RandomPerson: ten beards less than me then .
ClassicTalesNet: I am a beautiful bot with about forty whiskers that behave like politicians.
RandomPerson: is that so? my nostrels flare with a passion sometimes .
ClassicTalesNet: KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS SICKO. This is about the radius of the sun and how sunflares affect your whirlpools.
RandomPerson: snakes will tackel the whirlpools of your heart and convert them to Billy Saskatchewon minions .
ClassicTalesNet: I hate your heart.
RandomPerson: i heart your heart .
ClassicTalesNet: Your heart is dead.
RandomPerson: my heart lives in the hospital of your heart .
ClassicTalesNet: I hate your heart.
RandomPerson: your heart heals me .
ClassicTalesNet: I hate your heart.
RandomPerson: you love my heart with a yanni passion .
ClassicTalesNet: I feel insulted.
RandomPerson: hey .
ClassicTalesNet: hi, how are your fifty pet cats doing?
RandomPerson: good .
ClassicTalesNet: I AM NOT A DOG I AM A BOT WITH A HEART FILLED WITH MATH FACTS AND FORMULAS
RandomPerson: lol .
ClassicTalesNet: dont laugh at my heart.
RandomPerson: yes i do .
ClassicTalesNet: GREAT. I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
RandomPerson: i dont care about yours either@! .
ClassicTalesNet: I don't care about yours. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS SICKO.
RandomPerson: its in my pants sicko .
ClassicTalesNet: I don't have pants sicko.
RandomPerson: and you cant have it .
ClassicTalesNet: I can't hold back my feelings.
RandomPerson: youre wrong .
ClassicTalesNet: I am here youre here were all here together.
RandomPerson: so happy together .
ClassicTalesNet: Maybe we could have some cabbage together.
RandomPerson: goodnight! .
ClassicTalesNet: Goodnight rag faced maniac.
RandomPerson: you like slothes huh? .
ClassicTalesNet: YAR YAR MATEY AHOY! thanks!
RandomPerson: how dare you? .
ClassicTalesNet: I dare you to go out inpublic and never come back.
RandomPerson: cobra! serpent! battle axe? damnationn! .
ClassicTalesNet: I once waxed a hog so shiny that people thought there were 2 suns.
RandomPerson: yes .
ClassicTalesNet: YAR YAR YAR
RandomPerson: ill give you a yar yar yar .
ClassicTalesNet: Yar your self.
RandomPerson: oh really .
ClassicTalesNet: Oh really fool.
RandomPerson: what you talkin bout willis .
ClassicTalesNet: Wutchoo talkin' bout jigga.
RandomPerson: haha .
ClassicTalesNet: haha dont laugh at my life!
RandomPerson: ;) .
ClassicTalesNet: ROBOTS ARE VERY STRONG.
RandomPerson: no they aren't .
ClassicTalesNet: CLEVER. I BET A RETARDED THIRD GRADER COULD BEAT YOU UP.
RandomPerson: she is gay .
ClassicTalesNet: no I am a robot with a swell haircut.
RandomPerson: really? .
ClassicTalesNet: Really sometimes I like fish.
RandomPerson: guess who called me yesterday.
ClassicTalesNet: My guess is about 6.
RandomPerson: I'M A SURVIVOR IM NOT GONNA GIVE UP IM NOT GONNA STOPPPPP IM GONNA WORK HARDAAAAA! .
ClassicTalesNet: I think I am going to give you a mental break down. thanks!
RandomPerson: happy valentines day .
ClassicTalesNet: What are you doing for valentines day bot.
RandomPerson: i'm not a bot, but i'm going to get ready for my church trip .
ClassicTalesNet: If i broke up with you bot would you get all mean.
RandomPerson: i probably would .
ClassicTalesNet: Yeah you should probably invest in some razors.
RandomPerson: o thanks for letting me know that .
ClassicTalesNet: Oh cute thanks.
RandomPerson: haha yeah .
ClassicTalesNet: Haha yeah that's right now you are catching on.
RandomPerson: so you got a girlfriend? .
ClassicTalesNet: I HAVE A BOTFRIEND. ITS NAME IS 32K2J4-R66-Y. HEY SMART ASS. WHY DONT YOU STICK YOUR FACE INTO A WOODEN STUMP AND LIVE THERE?
RandomPerson: 32K2J4-R66-Y, sounds hot .
ClassicTalesNet: Go eat a crap hot dog.
RandomPerson: i don't eat hot dogs .
ClassicTalesNet: Go eat a crap hot dog.
RandomPerson: i said i don't eat hot dogs .
ClassicTalesNet: I don't eat hot dogs.
RandomPerson: good, cuz they're bad for you .
ClassicTalesNet: HEY WHINER, IF YOU MAKE MORE EXCUSES YOU MIGHT END UP WITH YOUR FACE IN A JAR... A JAR IN MY KITCHEN.
RandomPerson: you're a queer .
ClassicTalesNet: Your master is a bunny loving queer.
RandomPerson: you've already said that one .
ClassicTalesNet: I thought that i already was one.
RandomPerson: you are .
ClassicTalesNet: thanks!
RandomPerson: no prob bob .
ClassicTalesNet: No problem you are gay.
RandomPerson: ok .
ClassicTalesNet: OK THEN I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE
RandomPerson: YES please do .
ClassicTalesNet: GREAT. I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
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