SETTING: GOSSIMER AND THE GANG ARE TRYING TO SELL THIS ONE LITTLE KIDS TOYS AT A YARD SALE BEFORE HE GETS HOME.
LORK-LORK: QUICK GUYS! LETS SELL ALL OF HIS STUFF SO WE CAN GET SOME LOOT.
GREB-GREB: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA STUPID HEAD!
STICKY SAM: AH! I'VE GOT ANOTHER PILE OF STICKY HONEY AND SUPER GLUE STUCK TO MY EYES! OH NO! GOODNESS BEANS!
STEADY FACE: OH POOR SAM, LETS WASH HIM OFF WITH SALT AND LEMON JUICE.
THEY WASHED OUT HIS EYES WITH SALT AND LEMON JUICE AND FOR SOME REASON SAM DIDN'T LIKE IT. HE PULLED OUT AN ANGRY SLORG FROM HIS POCKET AND IT TORE THEM ALL TO BITS.
MICK-MICK: HEY GUYS! THAT GUY BOUGHT HALF OF THE KIDS TOYS FOR TEN BUCKS AND A FREE BAG OF CHIPS!
DOB-DOB: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER HALF OF THEM? WHAT WILL WE DO ABOUT THEM?
SUDDENLY A MOVING TRUCK CAME UP THE ROAD AND SOME WALKING FISH CAME OUT OF THE BACK.
FISH GUY: HEY! WE'LL BUY THOSE TOYS FOR EIGHT DOLLARS AND THROW IN THIS WET BAG OF CLAMS FOR FREE!
MICK-MICK: IT'S A DEAL!!!
STEAM-STEAM: HEY1 YOU PUKED ON THE CLAMS!
THE FISH GUYS LOOKED INTO THE BAG AND LAUGHED.
FISH GUY: YEAH, I ALMOST FORGOT. SINCE WE BARFED ON THE CLAMS, IT'LL COST YA. WE'LL ONLY GIVE YOU FOUR DOLLARS FOR THE TOYS.
MICK-MICK: IT'S A DEAL!!!
THE FISH TOOK THE TOYS AND GOT BACK INTO THEIR TRUCK AND DROVE OFF. THEY HEARD FLUTES PLAYING FROM THEIR TRUCK.
LORK-LORK: WOW! THAT WAS A GREAT DEAL! WHAT LUCK!
LORK-LORK DROPPED THE BAG OF WET, BARFED ON CLAMS INTO A HUGE PILE OF SNOT WATER THAT WAS LYING IN THE ROAD.
LORK-LORK: OOPS! OH WELL, THEY'RE STILL GOOD.
THEY SAW THE LITTLE KID COME DOWN THE ROAD AND INTO THE YARD.
KID: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN MY YARD?
MUHODIUM: WE SOLD ALL OF YOUR TOYS TO SOME FISH.
THE KID LOOKED SAD.
MUHODIUM: OH SUCK IT UP KID! HERE YOU CAN HAVE THESE.
MUHODIUM HANDED HIM THE BAG OF WET, SNOTTY AND PUKED ON CLAMS.
KID: EW! THESE ARE ALL FULL OF SNOT AND BARF!
MUHODIUM: HEY! BE GRATEFUL! I DON'T LIKE WHINERS.
MUHODIUM PULLED OUT HIS AXE AND SLICED THE KID'S HEAD OFF. THEY QUICKLY SOLD IT TO A GUY THAT WAS COMING DOWN THE ROAD FOR SIX BUCKETS OF RED INK.
SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS ARE AT THE MOVIE THEATRE.
MICK-MICK: WHAT MOVIE SHOULD WE SEE?
MUHODIUM: DEATH LORDS, OF COURSE!!!
MARCO WALKED UP TO GET SOME FOOD.
MARCO: UM, I WOULD LIKE TWELVE BEE HIVES PLEASE.
GUY: COMIN' RIGHT UP!
THEY WENT INTO THE MOVIE AND MUHODIUM MADE THESE LITTLE KIDS GET OUT OF THEIR SEATS SO THAT HE COULD HAVE THE WHOLE ROW TO HIMSELF. THEY RAN AWAY CRYING AND HE CHASED THEM WITH HIS AXE. MUHODIUM HATES CRY BABIES.
THE MOVIE BEGAN AND MUHODIUM GOT BACK TO HIS ROW. IT STARTED AND ALL OF THESE GUYS WITH SWORDS WERE SEEN BEING TORCHED BY A GIANT SNAIL. EVERYONE IN THE THREATRE STOOD UP AND CHEERED.
WHEN THE MOVIE WAS AT THE FINAL BRAWL, EVERY ON IN THE THEATRE GOT MAD. A BRAWL SPAWNED. WITH THE THEATRE BRAWLING AND THE MOVIE BRAWLING, IT WAS THE BEST SIGHT EVER. EVERYONE IN THE THEATRE WAS KILLED AND SO WAS EVERYONE IN THE MOVIE.