Classic Ways to Freakout your Roommate

• Constantly remind them that Pants are optional on your side of the room.
• Try their clothes on... while they are wearing them.
• Build them a grave with their name on it, death dated next week.
• Pretend you are eating corn on the cob all the time.
• Ask them to cosign on your mortgage.
• Write down everything they say in a book entitled "Kill Words".
• Every morning, when you get up, say, "Well, time to go to class." Sit on your bed and act like you're turning your room key in the ignition. Then act like you're driving, turning an invisible steering wheel and making, "Vroom Vroom!" engine sounds.
• Store all your chewed gum in a drawer until you've amassed a huge wad of used gum. When the gum wad gets big enough, set it in front of the TV and let it watch cartoons. Complain to your roommate that the gum wad never watches anything educational.
• If your roommate snores, make a tape recording of it. The next day headbang to it.
• Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want.
• Draw pentagrams on their side of the room. Then one night light their bed on fire for no reason.
• Collect spatoons but never spit in them. Spit in your pillowcase instead.
• Always ask them if they want to play tag. When they refuse, comment about a previous game of tag you played where the loser was sacrificed to a man eating frog.
• Fill your side of the room with photographs of presidents. Draw hearts around them.
• Sleep in their bed for no apparent reason. Wet it.
• Keep live animals in the fridge.
• Let bums sleep underneath your bed. Kiss them goodnight.
• Synchronize all the clocks in the room... to the wrong time.
• Keep a clown suit and a knife on your desk. When they ask you about it, comment, "THOSE KIDS ASKED TO HAVE THEIR THROATS SLIT!!!"
• Keep a diary of how many times your roommate urinates.
• Slip into their bed naked each morning before they wake up and put your arm around them.
• Invite him to a BBQ in honor of his teddy bear
• Array fifteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them.
• Hang stuffed animals with nooses from your ceiling. Whenever you walk by them mutter, "You shouldn't have done that to me."
• Insist on giving your roommate an allowance.
• Give them romantic coupons for backrubs when they behave.