HANS-HANS: THERE IS A RISK OF SEIZURE FOR THIS HERE ACTIVITY.

MOLLIWOP: HEY BOYOS! GET A SNARF OF THIS!! CAVE BEAR IS BACK IN TOWN!

PALS: CAVE BEAR? THAT DUDE RULES!

THEN CAVE BEAR CAME INTO THE ROOM. HE WAS A HUGE SWEATY MAN WITH RED SKIN. HIS HAIR WAS GLOWING AND HE WAS WAIRING A PARTY SHIRT.

CAVE BEAR: YO! BEEP! EVERYONE LICK MY ANKLES. QUICK!

THEY ALL LICKED HIS ANKLES AND SPEWED OUT A TABLE, CHAIRS, A JUKEBOX, A DISCOBALL AND BUFFALO WINGS!

CAVE BEAR: SEE LADS? A PARTY LIES WITHIN THY BARF. NOW GO AND FLAUNT YOUR BUTTOCKS IN TEH GLITTERING SUN.

SO THEY FLAUNTED THEIR BUTTOCKSES AND WERE SOON ARRESTED.

SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS HAVE GROWN LONG BEARDS AND TIED THEM TO THEIR BUTT HAIR.

WRINKLY RONT: OWCH! MAN, I'M GETTING SCOLIOSIS FROM THIS. OWCH. OH WELL, CHICKS DIG HUNCHBACKS.

IGOR: YAHH! SNORT!

IGOR WALKED AWAY WITH HIS ARMS AROUND TWO BABES. HE ATE THEM.

TIMEOUT TICK: WRINKLE ME!

SNIH-SNIH: OUR BUTT BEARDS MAKE IT EASY TO DO SUMMERSAULTS. WHEE!

MUHODIUM: LORD IS THAT KID DEAD!

MUHODIUM PULLED OUT HIS AXE AND SKINNED HIM ALIVE. HE ATE THE FLESH AND LICKED ALL THE LBOOD OFF OF THE BODY. THEN HE POOPED ACID ONTO HIM.

VOMITTING CHUCK: HOOOOAAR! HOOOOOAR!

BIG TODD: RIDE ME! I'M WEARING A SADDLE.

ALL OF THE PALS WERE KILLED.

SETTING: LOLO HAS CALLED A MEETING OF THE PALS.

LOLO: PALS, HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN ITCY CRACK, AND YOU FELT LIKE YOU NEEDED TO WIPE IT? THEN YOU GO AND WIPE AND DISCOVER THAT THERE WAS A LITTLE MAN HIDING INSIDE YOUR BUNG? IT TURNS OUT HE WAS GROWING CROPS, BEANSPROUTS...

NEVER HAD SO MANY GUNS BEEN FIRED IN UNISON. THERE WASN'T MUCH LEFT OF LOLO WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARED. NOT MUCH OF HIS BUNG BEANSPROUT CROP EITHER.