"Boogeyman Burger"...there's nothing scarier in this life
8 patties of beef, 2 chicken, 4 turkey, 8 venison, 12 kinds of cheese, 8 spreadings of mayo, butter, 5 fried eggs, salami, pepperoni and yet another layer of eggs, plus 17 strips of bacon on a 5 level bun with a fried egg coated in chedder on top. Then spank the top of the bun as hard as you can so the sauce splatters out the sides. Now its ready to eat!
"Sausage Split"
A huge bratwurst or sausage, placed between two scoops of butter, drizzled with chocolate sauce. Instead of a cherry on top, use a chicken mcnugget. Drizzle this with bacos or shredded ham.
"A Bomb for the Soul"
A bakers dozen shards of bacon and burger, stuck together by 4 kinds of cheese, then you squish that into an massive loaf of hardboiled eggs, then stick that into a rolled up steak (like a taco) then smear mayo, cheese, and BBQ sauce on top.
"Heart Imploder Burger"
make a giant omelette with 2 steaks, 12 hardoiled eggs, 2 pounds of beef, 2 packs of bacon, a whole box of velveeta cheese, and 2 packs of hashbrowns and all that goes in between two meat loafs as the bread. Top with one single pickle.
"Heaven on Wheels"
take a plate sized steak, fry eggs on it til they drip off, sautee that in cheese and mayo, then fry the whole thing in batter and add layers of french fries, chili, and a stick of butter. Then top it off with a can of eazy cheese (the mayo should hold the can in place on top of the burger) finally you stick it between 2 slabs of ham. Sprinkle with salt.
"Blubber Ocean Burger"
Take beef, turkey, ham, chicken, and fish and roll that into a massive pancake. Then make a similar pancake out of cheese, eggs, potatoes, sour cream, goat cheese and salami. Then you smear then together with BBQ sauce, cheese, and butter. Then you stick that into a raw slab of steak and eat it like a taco.
"Burgerade"
10 lbs of ground beef mixed with butter, A1, heinz 57, grilled with 4 onions, 4 cloves of garlic, and spaghetti sauce, squashed with saltine crackers and inserted into a sqeeze bottle so you can use it a sports drink.