SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS ARE AT A FARM. THEY ARE WATCHING THE COWS.
SOM-SOM: HEY IT WOULD BE A RIOT TO TIP ONE OVER. SNORT! SNORT!
MUHODIUM: IT WOULD BE EVEN MORE FUNNY TO TAIR ONE OF THEIR LEGS OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR THROAT!
SO HE DID. IT WAS MUCH MORE FUNNY.
MICK-MICK: HEY! THAT SLOPPY PIG IS SELLING TOOLS!
THEY ALL CRUISED OVER AND BOUGHT SOME TOOLS AND THEN ATE THE PIG.
MISCELLANEOUS GUY: YEAH! LETS RIDE THE TRACTOR.
MORTAK: WE THREE HOGS HAVE GROWN MONSTROUS TEETH,
WE'RE BUNDLED ALL UP AND READY TO SPEATH,
WHEN WE ARE VORTEX,
GREEN HITS ARE MONDORTEX,
SO ALL OF THE PALS RODE ON THE TRACTOR AND MUHODIUM PUSHED THEM ALL OFF AND THEY GOT GRINDED BY A THING THAT PLANTS STUFF. WHEN SPRING CAME, THEY ALL GREW INTO PLANTS AND THE FARMER CAME TO WATER THEM EVERY DAY.
BIFF-BIFF: DO YOU HAVE ANY UNUSUAL OR EXTRAORDINARY CLOTHES?
TOG-TOG: YEAH, I HAVE A SKIRT THAT IS SHAPED LIKE A BEETLE.
BEANBREATH: I OWN A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "I LOVE TO FIND RATS." AND IT HAS A PICTURE OF A STEAMY BOWL OF OATMEAL.
STICKY SAM: I ONLY WEAR ONE SHIRT BECAUSE IT IS STUCK TO MY SKIN.
GORGORATH THE DESTROYER: I HAVE A SCARF THAT SAYS "MAKE MY DAY TORTOISE BRAIN. OR ELSE I WILL CUT OUT YOUR PUMPKINS AND SET THEM ON THE TOWERS."
MICK-MICK: I HAVE A CAP THAT SAYS "YOUR FACE IS IN THE SHAPE OF A WICKED POLLYWOG."
BUEFORD: I HAVE SOME BRIEFS THAT SAY "THE BARGES ARE RUNNING LATE TODAY." AND IT HAS A PICTURE OF HULK HOGAN ON IT.
GOLDEN EYEBALL: I HAVE A SOCK THAT SAYS "NOBODY IS AS FUNNY AS PORKY PIG." AND IT HAS A PICTURE OF A FROG THAT IS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND FROWNING.
YIMPO SICKLY: I HAVE A BELT THAT SAYS, "IF I AM NOT BEING FAIR, TAKE AWAY MY TOYS AND STOMP ON MY FOOT." AND IT HAS A PICTURE OF A ORANGE TORNADO THAT IS SMILING.
BEARD-BEARD: I HAVE A FAKE BEARD THAT IS IN THE SHAPE OF A GIRAFFE AND WHEN YOU PULL ON ITS NOSE IT WIGGLES AROUND AND SAYS, "FIND MY BEAK, WIN THE GAME!"
BILLY McPILKOS: I HAVE AN EARRING THAT SAYS, "MY AUNT IS NAMED HOOP FORP" AND WHEN YOU PUSH A KIDNEY SHAPED BUTTON, IT MORPHS INTO A LEPRACHAUN MILKING A COW.
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BULLHEAD WAS EATING LETTUCE FROM HIS SLEEPING BAG WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A WATER MAIN BUSTED OPEN AND SPRAYED HIM WITH OATS.
BULLHEAD: WHEN I AM OTARMO, EAT THIS AND RETURN TO LIGS.
THREE BROWN GORTHS AND A WIG WITH YOUR NAME ON IT
SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS ARE AT A POWER PLANT. THEY ARE ON A TOUR AND THEIR TOUR GUIDE'S NAME IS GORTHWIG McPOO.
OATHEADFACE: HEY GUYS! IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY IF WE CONVERTED ALL OF THE ELECTRICITY INTO KLEENEX AND THEN BLEW OUR NOSE IN IT.
STICKY SAM: ZZZZT! AGGGGZZZZT! I'M STUCK TO THE GENERATORZZZZZZTTTT!!!
STICKY SAM EXPLODED.
TOLAR-TOLAR: HEY LOOK! I FOUND SOME FRESH SLUG MEAT!
HE QUICKLY ATE IT.
ALFREDO: HEY! ALFREDO WANT SLUG MEAT. GRUFF MUFFINS!
RUMBLER: OH! THAT ELECTRIC PIANO I ATE ISN'T AGREEING WITH MY ELECRIC HEART.
EDWARDO: HAY, ME ESTOMAGO. NO ES BUENO!
SUDDENLY TOLAR-TOLAR WAS SLICED OPEN BY A LITHERIUM CARTRIDGE. THE SLUG MEAT FELL OUT OF HIS ORGANS AND ALFREDO WENT AND SLURPED THEM UP.
EARL-EARL: I LIKE BIG TWUCKS! I'M A BIG BOY?
THEN EARL-EARL WAS HIT BIT A BIG TWUCK THAT LOST CONTWOL AND SLID THROUGH A TWAFFIC LIGHT.
lower case johnno: why can't we just be fire lords?
KORLMORL: HEY! I FOUND A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH! GROSS. DOES ANYBODY WANT IT?
WILLY WANER: DON'T BE DISGUSTING KORLMORL. THAT IS SO REPULSIVE.
BEANBREATH: I BAKED A CUSTARD AND WIGGLING ROACH SANDWICH. DOES ANYBODY WANT IT?
EVERYBODY: ME!!! ME!!!
THEY ALL FOUGHT FOR THE SANDWICH BUT IT STOOD UP AND BEAT THEM ALL UP AND THEN ATE THEM INSTEAD.