Classic Ways to Earn Fast Cash

• Construct your own counterfeit money with crayons and post it notes
• People that wears suits always have alot of money. Buy a suit then rob all other people wearing suits.
• Oxen Ranch
• Develop a new soft drink which is just a mixture of all other soft drinks
• Develop a new cologne which is just a mixture of all other soft drinks
• Smear campaign against current governor.
• Billboard with your face on it and your social security number
• Panhandling
• Build time machine, then go back in time and teach your 6 year old self how to build a time machine.
• Pillage Villages
• Underwear Insurance
• Dress up as a clown and show up at someones house for their "party". Then refuse to leave until they pay you.
• Start your own hat company
• Sell unnecessary limbs
• Become a squid hunter and collect bounties on runaway squids
• Invest in Japanese stocks. Then start fires all over Japan.
• Immortality Potion
• Find pirate treasure, its practically everywhere
• Win the lottery then sell that money for more money
• Find a leprechaun then sell his milk on the black market
• Grow a lot of beards then sell the beards
• Become a famous dancer then sell your beard
• Create Frankenstein and sell him
• Murder people and sell their skulls
• Create new words then sue people for using them
• Build a spaceship out of cans and fly to a poor planet where you can then turn in your cans for a higher than 5 cent per can deposit.
• Tickle any man you see until he gives up his wallet.
• Find Santa. Blackmail him.
• Torpedo made of dollar bills!!
• Propose to the queen of Bolivia
• Sell the queen of Bolivia's beard.