SETTING: LOLO AND RRROKES ARE WITNESSING A BURGLERY.
JOKE-JOKE: SMELL MY PITS, SEE IF THEY TASTE LIKE LIQUID PAINT.
STICKY SAM: AHHH! I'M STUCK TO THE SALAD BOWL! AND IT HAD A KNIFE!!!
STICKY SAM WAS STABBED BY THE ANGRY BOWL AND WAS TORN APART BY THE STICKY SAW MEN.
LOOT-LOOT: FRANCO AND HIS PALS ARE PLAYING TOOTBALL.
SICKLY HAL: I WISH I COULD PLAY TOOTBALL, IN FACT, I WOULD EVEN PLAY REETBALL AT THE MOMENT. AS LONG AS THERE WERE PIRATES IN MY PANTS.
DESKJET 660: HEY LOCO TAKES! FIND THE GRUBS AND PAPER HAT GOOFS BEFORE THEY ARE TAKEN BY THE EATEN CLUB.
B6 72G-845D: ROBOTS ARE EVERY WHERE THESE DAYS, IN YOUR CAR, UNDER YOUR CEREAL BOWL, BEHIND YOUR TEETH. SHEESH!!!
GROSS-GROSS: HEY LADS, WE ALLS BE TRIPPEN' YA' FOO!
GORGEOUS TIM: HEY DUDES, WE ALLS BE TRIPPEN' YA' FOO!
GOOF: HEY GUYS, LETS GO TO AFRICA WARRIOR.
MARCO: GREAT IDEA STUPID FAT!
STEAM-STEAM: WILL THERE BE DINOSAURS?
ALFREDO: INDEED MY GOOD LAD. AND GHOSTS AND VAMPIRES TOO!
MICK-MICK: I HEARD THERE WILL BE SLOTH BOYS THERE TOO!
JOE-JOE: I AM A FREAK FOR THE KAGS.
ALL THE PALS WENT TO AFRICA AND SAW THE VAMPIRE FATS. THERE WAS A BIT OF BRAWLING AND THEY ALL WERE EATEN BY DINOSAURS.
MONSTROUS GORGOUS DINO: ALFREDO WAS FAT AND PLUMP AND HIS FAT WAS RIPPLING AS HE SLID HIS JUICY FLESH DOWN MY THROAT.
SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS WERE PLAYING WITH THEIR TOYS AND ONE OF THEM BEGAN TO SPEAK.
POWERFUL BILL TOY: I AM THAT MAFF!!
SUDDENLY, BROWN SYRUP POURED OUT OF HIS BUNS AND STUCK TO STICKY SAM'S PANTS.
STICKY SAM: WHAT DO YA' KNOW! I'M STUCK TO THE FLOOR AGAIN!!! THAT RASCALLY TOY.
VEGETABLE GIFF: THOSE THAT WILL BE ALONG TIME JUST WAIT IN THE DINING ROOM. EVERY ONE ELSE, COME WITH ME!!
SO THEY SET OFF TO DESTROY THE UNDERWEAR MEN. FOR THEY HAD TAKEN THEIR RIGHTS TO WEAR UNDERS AND THAT REALLY PISSED THE PALS OFF!
MUHODIUM: COME HERE!!
MUHODIUM SAID AS HE GRABBED A SMALL MAN THAT WAS IN THE SHAPE OF BREIFS AND SLICED HIM UP LIKE A HILL.
GORGORATH THE DESTROYER: I WILL TAKE THIS PLANET AS SOON AS YOU BUTT BALLS STOP LEAKING OUT SOAP AND LUCIOUS BUBBLES.
MARCO: SORRY GORGORATH THE DESTROYER, WE HAD KNOW IDEA THAT THIS MEANT SO MUCH TO YOU. WE'LL STOP IMMEDIATELY.
SO ALL OF THE PALS STOPPED LEAKING AND INSTEAD THEY BLEW BUBBLES OF SNOT OUT THEIR HAIR.
SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS WERE WALKING AROUND ON A FLAT GLOBE WHEN A GORGEOUS FLAPPING BUTT CAME SMASHING DOWN BUT THEY WERE SAFE BECAUSE THEY WERE COVERED IN MILK.
INKA-INKA: SCAVENGING BAGS ENJOY WEEKENDS IN THE TOWNS
SCAVENGING JOKE: WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH PRIVIDING STORAGE FOR THE JOEJOES AND THE THINK OF PUTTING YOUR PORTS AND KILM SUPPLIES IN A GORGEOUS LOKE. THEN YOU'RE READY FOR ACTION!!!
LOWHOGG: JOE JOE JOE JOE JEO.
MORT HOG: BRITISH POTTERS TEND TO USE ABSORBANT PLASTER SURFACES TO WIPE UP THIER LEAKAGE.
SIMON: I AM THE MASTER OF YOUR FACE. I OWN THE MINDS OF ALL. THE END WILL BECOME THE BEGINNING!!! BEHOLD THE MYSTERIOUS MINDS!!!
EVERYONE STARED AT SIMON AND HE FRIED THEIR BRAINS WITH A DEATH MOSAGER.
BEEF-BEEF: HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF MORGALY STEVE AND THE BUTTER HUT LORDS?
MISCELLANEOUS GUY: NOPE. NEVER IN ALL OF ETERNITY WILL I EVER HEAR THAT NAME AGAIN. OK DINGO VEST?
BEEF-BEEF: I DIDN'T THINK SO BUT I WAS JUST MAKING SURE.
BILLY RUMPKINS: I SAT ON A TUMPKINS!!!
MORGAN-MORGAN: HEY DUDES, LETS ALL GO RIDE ON THE CONTINENT MEN AGAIN!!!
LEONARDO: YESSSS!!! SWEET RADICALS!!!
MICHAELANGELO: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, GO ON TO SPLINTER'S LINE.
SPLINTER: OH HOW THE SORROWS OF MAKING GOOD POOT IS A PAIN IN THE ANKLES.
BULLHEAD: HEY WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS GIANT ROOM FILLED WITH POTS. HEY, THIS LOOKS ODD. HEY POTS!!! GET OUTTA' HERE, PRONTO!!!
SO THE POTS ALL LEFT. THIER FEELINGS HAD BEEN SERIOUSLY HURT.
SETTING: ALL OF THE KARATE MASTER CRAYONS HAD BEEN FIGHTING OFF THE PAPER MEN. AND THEIR EVIL PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE CRAYONS WAS ORANGE.
MARCO: TELL US A STORY WUNGALO!
WUNGALO: OK, ALL GATHER 'ROUND! ONCE WHEN I WAS FORTY HUNDRED YEARS OLD, I FOUND A LIVE GORO FEG IN THE YARD. I TOOK IT IN TO SHOW MY MOM AND IT ATE HER UP. THEN IT ATE ME, AND MY BLOODY CARCASS WASN'T FOUND FOR THREE WEEKS BECAUSE THE SNEAKY LIZARD HID MY SKELETON IN THE GARDEN OF MAGIC BEETS.
KIDS: YAHOO! THAT WAS A CLASSIC TALE OF MORGS AGAINST MACHINE TOONS AND THIER STRUGGLE TO CONQUER ALL OF ASIA MINOR!
HOGGLE HEAD: HOGGLE BEAN.
BEANBREATH: BEAN CARCASS!!! GET YOUR HEAD OUTTA' HERE! PRONTO!!!
PARTY HOGS: WE WANT MEAT!!! HONK. HONK.
WUSSY WAN: AHH, THE AIR HURTS MY EYES!
TALKING TREE: I HAVE MY HAND STUCK IN BULLHEAD'S CROCKPOT. HEY MEAT-MEAT, GET THE SAW.
MEAT-MEAT BROUGHT THE SAW OVER AND TOGETHER THEY SAWED OFF HIS HAND SO HE COULD GET LOOSE OF ITS EVIL GRIP. THEN THEY SAWED UP BULLHEAD JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT. THEN MUHODIUM GOT A GOLD OF A CHAIN SAW AND SOON THE PALS WERE PICKING UP THIER LIMBS FROM THE FLOOR.
AFTER THEIR LIBRARY CONSULTATION, THEY ALL HAD A PARTY FOR COMPUTERS.
BEARD-BEARD: MY BEARD IS ALL SWEATY AND CLEAN.
NOSE HOLE: MY BEARD IS BEING SUCKED ON BY TWENTY ANTS WEARING CAPES!
MELLO BJORGORT: OH! POOR NOSE HOLE, LETS TEAR OFF HIS BEARD AND SOAK HIS HEAD IN LIQUID ANTS.