Classic Magnet Play Writer


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Characters

THE PALS
THE PALS
THE PALS
THE PALS
THE PALS
THE PALS
THE PALS
THE PALS
THE PALS
THE PALS
MICK-MICK
MICK-MICK
MICK-MICK
MICK-MICK
MICK-MICK
MICK-MICK
MICK-MICK
MUHODIUM
MUHODIUM
MUHODIUM
MUHODIUM
MUHODIUM
POG-POG
POG-POG
MEAT-MEAT
MEAT-MEAT
MEAT-MEAT
STINKER BALLS
STINKER BALLS
STINKER BALLS
CHRISM CATSTEAM
CHRISM CATSTEAM
CHRISM CATSTEAM
CORNCOCK WILPS
CORNCOCK WILPS
CORNCOCK WILPS
CORNCOCK WILPS
JAYNO-JAYNO
JAYNO-JAYNO
JAYNO-JAYNO
lowercase johnno
lowercase johnno
lowercase johnno
JASHE-JASHE
JASHE-JASHE
SUG-SUG
SUG-SUG
GORGEOUS TIM
GORGEOUS TIM
GORGEOUS TIM
CROCKPOT
CROCKPOT
HUG MONSTER
HUG MONSTER
PUTRID PETE
PUTRID PETE
SAGGY STEVEN
SAGGY STEVEN
SAGGY STEVEN
PRUNE-PRUNE
PRUNE-PRUNE
PRUNE-PRUNE
WENDELL
SMACK CHOPS
SCORCHY-SCORCHY
Verbs
SPANK ATE EAT LICK SPIT DEVOUR SLURP GROPE GROPE GROPE SLAP CASTED A SPELL DRANK OUT OF IT FART POOP VOMIT BLAST THRUST GROWING CUT HACKED OFF PINCHED ERUPTING ORGANIZING LIFTED GRABBING GRABBING GRABBING SURPASSED SURPRISED HOWLING BREAKDANCING SQUATTING YODELING SANG SANG SANG RAPPING PASTEURIZING MILK
GIVING BIRTH
GAVE BIRTH
SIMILIAR TO SIMILIAR TO
AS POWERFUL AS
RAN TO THE
BEGAN WHEEZING
FILLED THEIR BELLIES
TOUCHED NOSES HOVERED
AS WEAK AS
FEEDING CATS
MEMORIZING
PLAYING TUBAS
BADMOUTHING
PROTRUDING
HEARD
STUDYING
TICKLING
TICKLING
ROLLED
TWISTED
WHISPERED
WHISPERED
MURDERED
MURDERED
KILLED
MADE OF
MADE OF
RODE
RIDING
WALKING
WALKED
REVERSING
REVERSING
SPRAYED
SPLATTERED
HANGING
STUCK
COVERED WITH
COVERED WITH
COVERED WITH
COVERED WITH
COVERED WITH
STAPLING
BURNING
BREEDING
CRIMPING
ELECTED
WRESTLED
CAME FROM
CAME FROM
FLAPPED
PICKED
WON LOST TIED
FILLED WITH
FILLED WITH
COVERED WITH
DRIPPING WITH LICKING

Important Items

BEARD BEARD BEARD STENCH STINK CROTCH ARMPIT FACE CATS CATS WOLF GORILLA WIZARD MUCUS TURBAN HARPS FECIS EYEBALL NOSTRILS HAIR MOM DREAM PUBERTY VIOLENT OUTHOUSE TOILET TOILET
OXEN RANCH
OXEN RANCH
OXEN RANCH
GOLD COINS
GOAT SWEAT
MELODIOUS TONE
ANGRY BEAVER
FLAP OF AIR OYSTER
WRINKLED BEAN MUPPET KLEENEX SEIZURE POTTY CHAIR SKULL SKULL SKULL BONES BONES BONES FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE OSTRICH
HORRIBLE GRADES
BANK LOAN TIDY BEDROOM ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT HOMEWORK SCHOOL BLOOD TOAD FARM SNOT ARMPIT CHEESE SNOUT SNOUT SWORD SWORD
HEAD
FACE
SACK FULL OF
SACK FULL OF
SACK FULL OF
ENTRAILS
EGGS LOVE STAGBEAST
TEETH TOOTH
MAPLE SYRUP
BUTTERPOEM
UPSIDE DOWN
SALAD HAT
CARROT NOSE
CARROT VIOLINS
NECKLACE HOLES
NUGGET SACK
UNDERPANTS
BRIEFS BRIEFS
ROTTEN WORDS
PANCAKE EARS
FACTS MATH
SHADOWS TIME
FISH TOGETHER HORSE PIGLETS
TOY TRAIN HAIR PICKLES SCABS DOG WATER NECK NIPS MILK PANTS BODY CORPSE SCOOTER DANCE LARD MITTEN SAGGY MITTEN GRAVE WIG FORTY FORTY THREE THREE EARLOBES POCKETS POCKETS
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ADJECTIVES

FROTHY SALTY NUDE NAKED PERVERT HAMMY
SLIPPERY MILKY SPARKLY GLITTERY
MARVELOUS
HORRIBLE
ODOROUS
BRILLIANT
VERY LARGE
TINY
TEENSY
GARGANTUAN
SWEATY
LEGENDARY
FURRY
STAGNANT
EGGY
BEST BETTER
FIRST CREAMY
SHINY WIGGLY MOIST ILLITERATE
MOUTHBREATHING
STICKY
OUT OF
HARD HARD
PARTICULARLY
BEEFINGLY
UNWITTINGLY
TACTFULLY BAD RAGING
RIGHTFULLY STRONG HEAVY WACKY SINKING GREEN BLACK RED GLOWING OILY SLUGGISH ICKY
SPIELBERG-LIKE
STORY ELEMENTS


SETTING: SETTING: SETTING: SETTING: scene 1
scene 2
scene 3
scene 4

ALL OF THE PALS
ALL OF THE PALS
ALL OF THE PALS
ALL OF THE PALS
ALL OF THE PALS
ALL OF THE PALS
ALL OF THE PALS
ALL OF THE PALS
CAUSED THEM ALL TO
NOBODY KNEW WHY
FOR NO
APPARENT REASON
GUESS WHATS IN MY
WHO CARES ABOUT
SOMEBODY
TIMEOUT
ONION LOAF
HE TOLD THEM
NOBODY CARES
THEY ZIPPED UP THEIR COATS
RODE CORPSES
HOGGLE BEAN
KILLED HIS DOG
MUPPET GRAVES
MUPPET GRAVES
ATE THEIR BONES
ALL OF THE PALS WERE SLAIN BY A
ALL OF THE PALS WERE SLAIN BY A
ALL OF THE PALS WERE SLAIN BY A
ALL OF THE PALS WERE SLAIN BY A
ALL OF THE PALS WERE SLAIN BY A
HE WAS KILLED
HE WAS KILLED
HE WAS KILLED
HE WAS
EATING STONES
SLAPPING EACHOTHER
SANGRINE MOTH
BOOGER BALLS
HOT SLAB
TUGGED THEIR BEARDS
CUPS OF DIARREAH
Fillers


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THEY THEY THEY
THEY THEY THEY
THEY THEY THEY
THEY THEY THEY
THEY THEY THEY
THEY THEY THEY
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IN THE AIR
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