"Fine Literature for Elegant Citizens" the mutant morgue mobile magic team rutiger and the bean bag maniac rrranchero and his pancho fiend the triumph of billy McWumpkus crockpot and the mysterious stew the way slinkys reproduce when peter bronson rides a chocolate horse the prototype silly-bot the funkmaster flexes his fallopian paradise micky's mullet dancers of might carrot violins hundred hamburger hank a sticky drink to replace your friends the curse of spatula the wise a plastic bear that attacks garages a marvelous hat for a crippled sloth man the specific ears that sway in the breeze a stupendous way to say "you have no legs" buck-toothed wizard machines the fortress of lick-ity lard the soup lizardon the enchanted land of the dense heads the fabulous man and the strong face morgally steve and the butter hut lords mick-mick and his pals
"The single best pieces of literature ever written." ~McTeaRose	"Some of its pretty silly... Some of its way over the line..." ~J.K. Knowles	"If perfection could take the form of literature, this would be it." ~J. Thomas
"In recent history three pieces of divine inspiration stand out as landmark works of greatness; Monet's 'Haystacks', Beethoven's '7th Symphony' and 'Classic Tales'." ~Deathbot	"I don't know how I can go on living now that I've read the plays. Nothing will ever compare with them." ~Mark B.	"Not to be confused with Canterbury Tales, or Aesop's Fables or anything else that teaches you lessons about friendship and sharing. Unless you're talking about sharing the mating post." ~MrBilly.com

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