SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS ARE AT A NATIONAL PARK. THEY HATE IT BUT THEIR MOMS ARE MAKING THEM COME WITH.

TIMMIT: HEY LADS, LETS ALL GO TO THE FISHING HOLE.

GOGO-GOGO: GREAT IDEA, HOG SWARTH!

SO THEY DITCHED THEIR MOMS AND WENT TO THE BLACK HOLE OF FISHING FUN.

MUHODIUM JUMPED INTO THE WATER AND HAD A SHARK FIN ON HIS BACK AND STARTED TO ATTACK SOME KIDS THAT WERE SWIMMING. THEN HE TOOK SOME GUY'S BOBBER AND TIED IT TO THE WEEDS AND THREW LEECHES AT HIM AND PAINTED PHOTOS.

LEPRACY GUY: HEY GUYS! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! GIVE ME BACK MY SCALP.

JON-JON WAS PRETENDING IT WAS A WOLVEREEN AND WAS CHASING A LITTLE KID AND THEN PINCHED HIM AND MADE IT TEAR OFF SOME OF HIS FLESH.

TICKLISH MORGAN: WANT SOME TREE GOLD. I WANT SOME TREE GLOVES.

SLOPPY MOLANGO: TAKE THESE GOOY TETHER AND LET IT GRA.

GORGORATH THE DESTROYER: LETS GO SEE A PLAY! THERE ARE SOME PIPING HOT LADS PUTTIN' ON A RIGHTEOUS SHOW WITH PUPPETS OVER YONDER AND WE BEST BE TRIPPIN' YA FOO!

SO THEY WENT OVER TO THE PLAY. IT WAS CALLED "ATTACK OF THE FORTY FOOT ABE LINCOLN BEAST FROM JUPITER". THERE WAS A PUPPET THAT WAS ABE AND ALL THE REST WERE SOCKS THAT RESEMBLED EWOKS. SOON ABE WAS DESTROYED AND THE NEXT PLAY BEGAN. IT WAS CALLED "FOR YOUR GORGEOUS PIE THAT REEKS OUT YOUR HOLE".

SOON JACUP THE MAGINIFICENT BASSET WAS HIRING FOOTBALL PLAYERS FOR HIS TOWN CAR SHOP.

TOON-TOON: LET'S TELL MARCO A STORY TO MAKE HIM SLEEP.

FROTHING HORK: OK, ALL GATHER ROUND. ONCE WHEN I WAS A YOUNG PEA, I FOUND A BABY TOBO VOSK IN THE YARD AND I BROUGHT IT TO THE PET STORE. THE PET GUY SAID THAT IT WOULD SOON GROW UP AND EAT ME BUT I DIDN'T BELEIVE HIM. I NAMED IT "GRASSWOD THE SPICY YAM SAUCE" AND I BRUSHED ITS OILY FUR. IT SOON GREW TENTICLES OUT OF ITS MOUTH AND IT RESEMBLED THE ABE LINCOLN BEAST THAT WAS IN THE PLAY WE JUST SAW. IT ATE THE PRESIDENT OF FIGHTING ORCS AND I WAS SUED. I PAYED MY THIRD PRICE OF EGGS AND HASHBROWNS TO THE STATE AND HAD TO PICK UP ALL OF THE LETTUCE FROM ON THE HIGHWAY.

KIDS: YEAH! THAT WAS A CLASSIC TALE OF UNIVERSAL EXPLORATION AND REMEMBRANCE OF UNITY AND KINDLINESS OF THE DESTRUCTION HOGS AND THRIVING CITIES THAT RELY ON THE TRADE OF A UNFORGIVEN AND YET ECONOMICAL ENVIRONMENT.

CHOA-CHOA: MAKE UP MIDS.

SMIRKING SMURF: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, GO ON TO LEONARDO'S LINE.

LEONARDO: I WANT TO FLOURISH IN A MUD POND. BEG.

SIMON: I OWN THE MASTER. THE MIND IS MINE FOREVER!!!

CARLOS-CARLOS: HAY! REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

STICKY SAM: AH! I AM STUCK TO THE TREE AND SQUIRRELS ARE SEWING BUTTONS TO MY FACE COLLECTION!

MICK-MICK: THERE IS A FROTHING BEAST HIDING IN THE BUSHES. OH WAIT, ITS JUST BULLHEAD.

BULLHEAD LEAPED OUT AND DEVOURED A CAMPER. BULLHEAD WAS THEN TAKEN CONTROL.

MONSTROUS FLESH MONSTER: HEY! THERE IS A PICKLE WARRIOR COMING DOWN THE PATH! LETS GO MEET HIM!

BALL OF SKIN: YEAH! GREAT IDEA FAT AND UGLY MORAN NERDY DORK FAT.

THEY ALL RAN UP TO THE PICKLE WARRIOR AND SHOOK HIS EIGHT HANDS AND ONE LEG.

lower case johnno: hey! you are the pickle warrior. you is a sweety pie!

PICKLE WARRIOR: WELL, THANKS KIDS. I HAVE AUTOGRAPHED SWORDS FOR EVERYONE.

KIDS: HURRAY FOR THE MIGHTY PICKLER. HURAR OUGHT!

THE PICKLE WARRIOR PASSED OUT SWORDS AND A FEW KIDS STARED SWINGIN' EM. BORING MEL WAS KILLED AND SO WAS SIMON. THERE WAS A BRAWL AND THE PICKLE WARRIOR WAS FIGHTING MUHODIUM WHEN THEY BOTH WERE STRUCK BY LIGHTENING. THE PLACE SMELLED OF SPICED GOURDS AND TACOS FOR ALL OF ETERNITY.

SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS ARE GATHERED AT AN IMPORTANT MEETING. THEY ARE DECIDING ON WHETHER OR NOT TO BEAT UP KIDS TODAY.

MUHODIUM: I VOTE YES AND IF ANYONE ELSE DOESN'T THEY WILL BE CUT UP INTO ASSORTED MEAT SLICES AND SERVED AT OUR LUNCH BREAK.

HAL RAISED HIS HAND AND SO DID McGWORD. THEY WERE CUT UP AND SERVED AT LUNCH.

SLOPPY FROGORT: I AM NOT A PIRATE, I AM A SORCERER WITH A SHAGGY BEARD!

BEARD-BEARD: DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY BEARD? THERE IT IS YOU LUSCIOUS BEARD.

ATTRACTIVE RUDOLPHO: I HAVE A BREIFCASE AND A TIE AND I AM SURFING ON A HOT DOG.

McWAVEY THE SUNSHINE STAR: MY FRIEND NAMED STONER BVD'S WAS WALKING ONCE AND ATTACKED BY NINJAS. HE BEAT THEIR HEADS WITH HIS TAIL AND RETURNED HOME.

GENUINE TIM: MY ARM HEAD WILL FOLLOW US LATER. NOW LET'S MOVE OUT!

RONALD McDONALD WAS SURROUNDED BY PORKS BUT HE HAD A SHOTGUN AND POUNDED HOLES IN THEM.

MULLIN FELLA: MAKE ROOM FOR MEAT COMING THROUGH!

BODATIOUS ZATHROD: I HAVE RETURNED FORM THE PLANET OF ZAKODRAMOSTORU AND AM RECLAIMING THIS PLANET FOR THE SAKE OF MICE. YOU HAVE A CHOICE OF EITHER BEING KILLED OR TAKEN TO A PARADISE WHERE THERE IS LOTS OF