SETTING: THE PALS ARE STROLLIN' THROUGH THE MYSTERIOUS POISON FOREST ONE DAY WHEN THEY CAME UPON A STOOL SAMPLE.
MARCO: HEY DUDES, SWEET GNARL!
MEAT-MEAT: I AGREE WITH THE LIVING TISSUE, THIS IS SWEET GNARL.
YOP-YOP: HEY TOKS, MIND YOUR MANNERS!
MICK-MICK: GUYS? HAVE WE JUST BEEN SWALLOWED BY THE GLORIOUS SOUP LIZARDON?
TORD-TORD: I BELIEVE WE HAVE. MUNKOR TUNKUS!
LEPRACY GUY: ALL RIGHT, VERY FUNNY! GIVE ME BACK MY INTERNAL ORGANS!
THE GUYS LAUGHED AND PLAYED MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE WITH HIS ORGANS 'TILL STEAM-STEAM DROPPED THEM AND THEY SPLATTERED ON THE DOCK.
GOF-GOF: OH MIGHTY SOUP LIZARDON! GIVE US A TASTE OF YOUR HOT STEAMY BEARD SOUP AND WE WILL ALL PLAY FIDDLES AND GOATS 'TILL OUR SORGETS RUPTURE!!!
THE SOUP LIZARDON: WELL, I GUESS. AS LONG AS YOU DO A JIG WHILE YOU EAT IT.
THE SOUP LIZARDON GAVE A JOLLY LAUGH AND PLAYED BONGOS ON THEIR HEADS.
WILLY WANER: TELL US OF YOUR EXPLOITS IN THE JUNGLE OF CARS AND TRUCKS!
THE SOUP LIZARDON: OK ALL GATHER 'ROUND!
SO THEY SAT INDIAN STYLE AND LISTENED TO HIM TELL ABOUT LOGS, NO I MEAN LEGOS, TRUCKS AND NUMBERS.