SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS ARE AT A RESTERANT.
MICK-MICK: I THINK I'M GOING TO ORDER THE STEAM FRIED MILK BALLS COATED IN A SWEET SYRUP.
GORGORATH THE DESTROYER: I'M ORDERING THE ROGAN JOSH TOO! WITH A SIDE ORDER OF SMELLY FISH LEGS AND CRACKED BUTTS.
TICKLISH MACK: DUDES! I AM ORDERING THE OCTOPUSS SURPRISE WITH A SIDE ORDER OF BROCOLLI AND SPINACH ICE CREAM.
GORGEOUS TIM: I'LL ORDER THE WIGGLING STEW FILLED WITH LICE RICE, LIVE PARROTS, FOURTEEN RAW COWS AND A SMALL MAN NAMED CHIMBLUS.
THEY ALL GOT THEIR FOOD AND SCARFED IT UP.
TOOK-TOOK: DO ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY UNUSUAL FRIENDS?
TIMMY THE DONKEY: YEAH, I HAVE A FRIEND AND HIS NAME IS GOOFBALL. HE HAD THREE ARMS AND A LEG THAT IS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
FROTHBALL: I HAVE A CAT THAT SPEAKS LATIN AND LOVES TO IRON CLOTHES. HIS NAME IS GEARS.
YELLOW-YELLOW: MY UNCLE LIVES IN A CAGE AND EATS MICE THAT CRAWL THROUGH THE BARS. HIS NAME IS UNCLE STOOGER.
GORILLA LEGS: I KNOW A CLOWN THAT TIES HIMSELF TO PEOPLE'S FEET AND THEN PRETENDS TO BE THEIR SHOES.
SMELL-SMELL: I HAVE A FRIEND AND HIS NAME IS VELCRO. NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES, SOMEHOW HE ALWAYS GETS STUCK TO MY PANTS!
BEARD-BEARD: I HAVE A FRIENDSHIP WITH A LARGE BEARD FROM GIFF, TOGETHER WE LIKE TO PRACTICE KARATE AND COLLECT LINCOLN LOGS.
McLIPS: FIP LAF FLALP LIPS FLAP.
STEAM-STEAM: I THINK THAT McLIPS SAID THAT HE HAS A SNOWMAN THAT KNOWS ARCHEOLOGY AND TOGETHER THEY EXPLORE THE RUINS OF THE MYSTIC TEMPLE OF GIGANTIC SLORGS.
HIPPO-HIPPO: I KNOW A TABLE THAT I TAKE ON EVERY TRIP. WHENEVER HE GETS SICK I HAVE TO BLOW HIS NOSE FOR HIM.
MUHODIUM: HEY LOOK! THOSE KIDS ARE MAKING A TREE HOUSE. LETS GO BEAT THEM UP.
THEY RAN UP TO THE TREE AND ALL THREE OF THE KIDS HID IN THEIR BASE. THEY BLEW A HUGE PIPE AND SOON TWO THOUSAND KIDS WITH WHIPS CAME FROM ALL AROUND. A BRAWL WAS NECESSARY. THEY FOUGHT UNTIL THE PLACE WAS ON FIRE AND ONLY A LARGE BOY WITH THE NAME OF MUMPET WAS LEFT.
MUMPET: HEY! DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PET SLOTH WITH THEM? IF THEY DO, I'LL GIVE YOU A PIE BAKED IN THE STOMACH OF A HORSE.
SUDDENLY GUYS CARRYING SLOTHS CAME TRAMPLING OVER THE HILLS FROM ALL AROUND AND MUMPET WAS BUSY COOKING PIES ALL DAY LONG.
SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS ARE THROWING A PARTY FOR COMPUTERS. THEY ARE IN SICKLY MEL'S BASEMENT.
GORGORATH THE DESTROYER: SO THEN WHEN ALL OF THE MONSTERS WERE SLAIN, I STOOD UP, WEILDING MY GORGEOUS SWORD THAT I NAMED BILL. TOGETHER WE DESTROYED THE ENTIRE MORG FORTRESS AND ALL OF THE REMAINING HOTHS THAT WE COULD FIND.
KIDS: YEAH! THAT WAS A FABULOUS TALE OF SICK FROGS, COMBINING THEIR STRENGTH AND FORMING A CONGRUENT MASTERPEICE OF OMNIPIENT AND FROTHING SPONGES, EVEN WHEN THE DEVESTATION OF THEIR ENVIRONMENT WAS TOO CHARACTERIZED AND FILLED WITH MERCHANDISE THAT THE ONLY INVISIBLE ESSENCE IS SPECIALIZED IN UNDESIERABLE SKILLS AND LABORS!
FIG-FIG: HEY GORTHWIG, REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE AND I BROUGHT A SQUIRT GUN. WE WENT INTO YOUR BASEMENT AND I SQUIRTED THAT PILE OF SHEET ROCK AND YOU CRIED?
GORTHWIG: I WASN'T CRYING! SOMETHING GOT INTO MY EYE!
MARCO: I BELIEVE HIM, SOMETHING IS IN MY EYE TOO!
MARCO BEGAN TO CRY AND THEN GORTHWIG POKED OUT ONE OF HIS TEETH.
LEPRACY GUY: HEY GUYS! THIS IS A SENSATIVE SUBJECT FOR GORTHWIG RIGHT NOW. YOU BEST LEAVE HIM BE, YA FOO! AH! THERE GOES MY RIBS AGAIN!
LEPRACY GUY PUT HIS ARM AROUND GORTHWIG AND IT CAME OFF AND STUCK TO HIS BACK. GORTHWIG LEFT IT THERE.
MOOK-MOOK: FINE! TELL US WHAT REALLY HAPPENED THEN!
GORTHWIG: WELL, WE GOT SOME NEW SHEET ROCK IN OUR BASEMENT AND I CARED FOR IT LIKE IT WAS MY FRIEND. I READ IT STORIES AND TUCKED IT IN AT NIGHT. THEN A MEAN GUY THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF FIG-FIG CAME DOWN WITH A HUGE SQUIRT GUN AND BEGAN YELLING AND SQUIRTING ALL OF THE WALLS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE HAD AGAINST MY SHEET ROCK. IT NEVER DID ANYTHING TO HIM! THEN I GOT SQUIRTED IN THE EYES SO IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS CRYING.
TOOTH-TOOTH: NO I REMEMBER WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. THE THREE OF US WERE IN HIS BASEMENT AND THEN FIG-FIG TOOK OUT A SQUIRT GUN AND SQUIRTED ONE OF THE WALLS. GORTHWIG BEGAN TO CRY IMMEDIATELY AND WE HAD TO CHANGE HIS DIAPER AND GIVE HIM A BOTTLE FOR HIM TO FINALLY STOP AND THEN HE CLAIMED THAT THE WALLS WERE REALLY CRYING INSTEAD OF HIM.
MUHODIUM: I HATE YOU GUYS!
SO MUHODIUM KILLED THEM ALL AND PUT THEIR SKULLS ONTO A BELT AND BEGAN TO SWIM AWAY.
SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS ARE CUTTING DOWN TREES FROM THEIR NEGIHBORS YARD.
MICK-MICK: WHEN EVER YOU FIND OUT YOU HAVE MORE THAN THE USUAL AMOUNT OF TEETH, DON'T PULL THEM OUT FROM OUR EYES, INSTEAD TAKE A BIG MALLET AND SMASH SOMEBODY IN THE MOUTH UNTIL ALL OF THEIR TEETH FALL OUT AND THEN GLUE THEM ALL THE WAY AROUND YOUR MOUTH AND CLAIM THAT YOU ARE A SQUID.
GORGEOUS TIM: I BROKE A NAIL. SOME BODY BRUSH MY SILKY HAIR.
WALKING BEETLE: TAKE OFF YOUR FAKE SKIN, YOU FILTHY ROACH!
RRRRROKES: IM SICK OF DOING THIS, IM GOING TO GO WATCH TV AND DRRRRRINK POP. I BETTER WRRRRRAP IT UP QUICK.
FILTHY MONEY: MY BEST OWNER NEVER WROTE BOOKS ABOUT KILLER BEES AND NEVER IN HIS WILDEST DREAMS ATE FROST.
MUHODIUM: I HATE YOU GUYS!
SO MUHODIUM PULLED OUT HIS AXE AND SLICED OFF THEIR ARMS AND STUCK THEM IN THEIR EARS. HE LOOKED TO THE SKY AND HOWLED AS HE MORPHED INTO A WOLF AND TOOK OFF INTO THE WOODS CHASING OWLS.