SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS ARE TRYING CATCH A MOOSE. THEY ARE IN AN OFFICE BUILDING AND EVERYONE INSIDE IS LOOKING AT THEM WEIRD.
LEPRACY GUY: HEY GUYS! GIVE ME BACK MY ARM.
TOAD-TOAD WAS PRETENDING THAT IT WAS STRANGLING HIM AND MADE A KID SCARED AND HE RAN AWAY. THEN IT PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND FLEW BACK OVER AND ATTACHED TO LEPRACY GUY'S SHOULDER.
FIRE DUDES: HEY LOOK! A FIRE!
EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE LOOKED VERY SCARED AND STARTED TO SCREAM.
FIRE DUDES: OH! JUST KIDDING!
STEAM-STEAM: HEY! I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK.
EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING LOOKED CONCERNED AND RAN OVER TO HELP HIM.
STEAM-STEAM: OH! JUST KIDDING!
AND STEAM-STEAM PULLED OUT A SNOWBLOWER AND SPRAYED THEM IN THE FACE WITH SNOW. THEY SAT BACK DOWN TO WORK AT THEIR DESKS.
MICK-MICK: HEY! A GIANT SQUID IS HANGING FROM THE CEILING!
EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS KIDDING. THEN THE SQUID FELL ON THEM AND THEY WERE CRUSHED.
BEARD-BEARD: HEY PALS! MY BEARD TOLD ME THAT WE CAN DESIGN TOYS UPSTAIRS.
THEY ALL RAN UP THE STAIRS IN A MOB AND TOOK-TOOK WAS TRAMPLED AND GOT HIS LEGS BROKEN AND WAS KILLED. THEY ALL STARTED DRAWING DESIGNS FOR NEW TOYS.
BULLHEAD: LOOK! MY NEW TOY IS CALLED REPULSIVE MORGAN. WHEN YOU SOAK HIM IN THE TUB OVERNIGHT, HE TURNS INTO A SNUFFY BALL OF HAIR!
GORGORATH THE DESTROYER: MY NEW TOY IS A BLUE STATUE OF ABE LINCOLN. WHEN YOU FOLD OPEN HIS SKULL, YOU CAN STORE WEAPONS INSIDE. AND GET THIS! WHEN YOU WIGGLE HIS EAR, HE SAYS, "THERE ARE NO WEAPONS INSIDE OF ME! BESIDES, THEY ARE ACTUALLY MARSHMELLOW TREES INSTEAD!
DISCO HEAD: MY NEW TOY IS A RAZOR SHARP DOOR KNOB. IF YOU DON'T WANT SOMEONE TO COME INTO YOUR ROOM, CLIP THIS ON AND ANYONE THAT TOUCHES IT WILL GET THEIR HAND SLICED OFF AND YOU WILL BOTH HAVE A GOOD LAUGH ABOUT IT.
GORGEOUS TIM: MY NEW TOY IS A CREATIVE MUSTACHE DESIGNER. SEE, YOU DRAW A COOL MUSTACHE ON HERE AND THEN THAT'S IT! COOL HUH? AND IT'S EASY TOO. SEE! I JUST MADE ONE IN THE SHAPE OF A GUY BARFING!
lower case johnno: look at my toy! it paints everything the color of a pineapple.
TIMMY THE DONKEY: MINE IS BY FAR THE BEST. IT IS A ELECTRONIC ROCK COLLECTOR. PLUG IT IN AND ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A ROCK WILL BE CUT INTO A GEM AND THEN SORTED OUT BY COLOR. THINGS AS LARGE AS HOUSES CAN BE COLLECTED! I HAVE CAT ROCKS, TREE ROCKS, MOTOR BOAT ROCKS, AND EVEN MY BEST FRIEND BRUNO ROCKS.
MUHODIUM: MY TOY IS ACTUALLY A INTERGALACTIC LASER PARTICLE DESTROYER. IT HAS THE POWER TO CUT THROUGH THE SUN AND GO OUT THE OTHER SIDE AND CONTINUE ON UNTIL IT HITS A PLANET AND BLOWS IT UP. JUST WATCH.
MUHODIUM BLASTED IT AT MORLAK'S HEAD AND IT DRILLED A HOLE STRAIGHT THROUGH. HE FELL OVER AND DIED AND HIS BRAINS LEEKED OUT ONTO THE FLOOR.
GORGORATH THE DESTROYER: HEY LOOK! THAT GUY OVER THERE IS MAKING A PINK FLOWER TOY! LETS GET HIM!
THERE WAS A BONE GUY QUIETLY SEWING A FLOWER TO THE WALL. THEY ALL HATED THAT BONE GUY. THEY POUNDED HIM UNTIL THEY FELT THAT HE WAS BROKEN ENOUGH AND THEN TIED ALL OF HIS BONES TO THE CIELING SO HE COULDN'T GET THEM BACK.
GENGIS MCPULLER: MY TOY IS PLASTIC JOSHUA.
EVERYONE: WOW!!! THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YOU WIN. THEY ALL DECLARED HIM PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE AND FED HIM GRAPES AND FIG NEWTONS UNTIL HE GREW OLD AND DIED.
SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS ARE IN DETENTION. THEY ARE THERE BECAUSE THEY THREW TICK-TICK'S WET DIAPER INTO THE MAYOR'S FACE AND SMEARED IT AROUND THEN SAID THAT HE WET HIS HEAD.
MICK-MICK: HEY LOOK! THERE IS A GORILLA TRYING TO HIDE IN THE CORNER. LET'S GO COMB ITS CUTE HAIR.
GORILLA TIM: HEY GUYS, LET'S PLAY DISCUS THROW.
EVERYONE: YEAH! GREAT IDEA! BUT THERE ISN'T ENOUGH ROOM IN HERE.
MUHODIUM STARTED PUSHING OVER TABLES AND BOOK SHELVES. THE DETENTION LADY TRIED TO STOP HIM BUT HE PICKED HER UP AND THREW HER OUT OF THE WINDOW.
TOOT-TOOT: NOW THERE IS ENOUGH ROOM. BUT WHAT SHOULD WE USE FOR A DISCUS? THEY THEN LOOKED AT DISCO HEAD AND THEN MUHODIUM SLICED OFF HIS CRANAL.
THE GAMES BEGAN. A FEW OF THE PALS WERE KILLED BECAUSE DISCO HEAD HAD A VERY SHARP HEAD, AND MUHODIUM WAS AIMING AT THEM. WHEN IT WAS OVER, THE ROOM WAS MISSING THREE WALLS AND ONLY MUHODIUM WAS ALIVE SO I GUESS HE WON.
SETTING: ALL OF THE PALS ARE LOST IN THE WOODS.
STINGING FLEA: HEY PALS, WHY DON'T WE FOLLOW THIS TRAIL OF TRICKLING BLOOD DRIPS. THAT WILL SURELY LEAD US TO SOME NICE PAL.
THEY FOLLOWED IT AND IT LEAD INTO A CAVE AND AN ENORMOUS ELEPHANT WITH AN ELECTRONIC MOUTH LEAPED OUT AND ATE UP lower case johnno.
GOURD FARMER: WHOW! ELEPHANT, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THERE IS SOME FERTILE LAND TO GROW GOURDS IN?
ELEPHANT NAMED MAWOD McDWOFF: YEAH, JUST DOWN THE ROAD, PASSED THE MORG FORTRESS, THERE IS A FACTORY THAT MAKES FOOT DEODERANT. TWENTY MILES SOUTH OF THAT THERE IS A VACANT FIELD. YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.
SO THE GOURD FARMER WALKED AWAY OUT OF THE FOREST TO GROW GOURDS.
MILKY TIM: HEY ELEPHANT! YOU HAVE GREAT HAIR. WHO IS YOUR BARBER?
MAWOD McDWOFF: MY BARBER'S NAME IS KOKO McGWIRE. HE IS A TALL LIZARD THAT KNOWS MUCH. IF YOU EVER CALL HIM A SASQUACH LORD, HE WILL TEAR YOUR LEGS OFF FROM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND THEN GROW A TREE ON YOUR HEAD.
BWORF-BWORF: WELL, I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR HAIR.
MAWOD McDWOFF: IF YOU LIKE MY HAIR THAT MUCH, YOU CAN HAVE IT!
THE ELEPHANT TORE HIS HAIR OUT BY THE ROOTS AND SHOVED IT IN BWORF-BWORF'S HAND.
GORGORATH THE DESTROYER: HEY LOOK! A MONSTEROUS MOTH IS FLAPPING ABOUT BY MY HEAD. I THINK THAT IT WANTS TO TELL US A STORY!
MOTH WITH NO ARMS: OK ALL GATHER ROUND. ONCE WHEN I FOUND A BABY LORGO GROT, I FED IT TO THE MAN THAT OWNS A BOWLING ALLEY DOWNTOWN. IT GREW UP INSIDE OF THIS STOMACH AND BURNED THROUGH HIS SKIN. IT BEGAN TO EAT EVERYONE'S SHOES. SOON AFTER IT HAD GROWN OLD AND HAD A LONG BEARD, IT EXPLODED AND ALL OF THE SHOES BURST OUT AND RETURNED BACK TO THEIR OWNER'S FEET.
KIDS: YEAH!!! THAT WAS A CLASSIC TALE OF EXTRAORDINARY CREATURES BEGINNING A LIFE AND COOPERATING WITH THE OTHER SPECIES OF INFORMATION THAT IS BOTH APPROPRIATE AND DEDICATED TO THE GROWTH OF THE POPULATION OF ALL APPRECIATION STUDENTS.
PARTY HOGS: WE WANT MEAT! HONK, HONK.
BULLHEAD AND TOTO ARE GROWING BIG BEARDS. THEY ARE WORRIED BECAUSE THEIR FRIEND HOTH HAS GROWN TENTICLES WITH SUCTION CUPS ON THE END INSTEAD.
HOTH: WOW! ALL I NEED IS AN OCTOPUSS MASK AND IT WILL LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN OCTOPUSS MELTED TO MY HEAD.
THE OTHER GUYS GOT JEALOUS SO THEY TORE THE THE OCTUPUSS THAT WAS GROWING OUT OF HIS FACE OFF AND TAPED IT TO THEIR HEADS.