SIM-SIM: SUP CHONS, THIS IS RASHE. GIMME A SNORT! PEACE!

SIM-SIM BEGAN WHEEZING AND GETTING A TERRIBLE RASH.

JASHE-JASHE: YES, I'D LIKE TO RENT ALL OF YOUR BOOKS RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT. AND AT THIS MOMENT I WOULD LIKE TO RETURN THEM ALL. THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

PRINCE TODD: WOAH! GUESS WHAT I FOUND IN MY LIZARDS NOSE... COCA-COLA!

PRINCE TODD SHOVED A STRAW INTO HIS LIZARDS NOSE AND STARTED SLURPING.

GORGEOUS TIM: HEY LADS, WHAT TIME IS IT?

MICK-MICK: SEVENTY O' THIRTY.

GORGEOUS TIM: OH! TIS TIME FOR MY MANICURE. SOMEBODY WAX ME UP!

THE PALS RIPPED OFF TIM'S HEAD AND DRANK HIS BLOOD FROM CANTEENS.

JIMMY WICK: HEY PALS! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING TO SAY WHEN YOU HAVE BLOOD ALL OVER YOUR MOUTH?

RED-TICK: HELLO SIR, IM HERE TO MARRY YOUR WIFE.

SICAMORE STEVE: ARRR I JUST ATE SOMEONE. WELL, BACK TO LICKING MY URINAL!

TIM-TIM: I WOULD SAY NEVER TO HAVE A BLOODY MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE MAKING OUT WITH YOUR GRANDMOTHER. ITS DISRESPECTFUL.

NINE POUNDER: THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER HAD A BLOODY MOUTH WAS AT PROM. I WAS PROM KING. I NEVER DID FIND OUT WHY MY MOUTH WAS ALL BLOODY. BUT SOMEONE DID TAKE A BIT OUT OF MY DATE'S FACE. I THINK IT WAS THE PRINCIPAL.

SUDDENLY THE PALS STARTED USING LAZERS IN A WAY THAT ENDED UP KILLING THEM ALL IN A BLOODY MASSACRE.

GORGORATH THE DESTROYER: MY CLOTHING LINE IS CALLED, "FATAL BEAR ATTACK". ALL THE CLOTHING IS MADE OUT OF BEARS. LIVE BEARS.

SIMPLY BILL: MY CLOTHING LINE FEATURES NOTHING BUT GLITTER.

SIMPLY BILL WAS WAY TOO NUDE AND WAY TOO SPARKLY. THE PALS SHUNNED HIM FOR LIFE.

CARLOS PEEBONES: YES. MY CLOTHING LINE IS CALLED THE "GLORY OF THE RAINBOW". EVERYTHING YOU WEAR, SOCKS, SHOES, UNDERWEAR, HAS A ROPE THAT IS TIED AROUND YOUR NECK. ANYONE CAN JUST YANK ON A ROPE AND KILL YOU INSTANTLY.

ROMEO-ROMEO: MY CLOTHING LINE FEATURES CLOTHES ONLY MADE OF WOOD. WHENEVER YOU MOVE, THE WOOD PLAYS AN ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO.

YOM-YOM: HEY! DO YOU DUDES REMEMBER THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK? YEAH? WELL I MURDERED THEM. HERES THEIR SKULLS!

THE PALS CHEERED AND STARTED SCOOPING OUT BRAINS AND LETTING THEM SLIDE ONTO THEIR TOUNGES.

DANCING DAVE: THIS BRAIN IS HANGIN TOUGH.

MUDHODIUM: THATS ODD... I THOUGHT I ALREADY HAD THIER SKULLS.

BILLY THE WIZARD: HAS ANYONE GOT ANYTHING I CAN USE INSTEAD OF BUYING BRACES FOR MY TEETH?

SHINGLES: YEAH, DUCT TAPE AND STAPLES. USE ANYTHING ELSE AND YOU ARENT A TRUE MAN.

THEN SHINGLES REALIZED HE WAS A ROBOT AND PROCESSED HIS EMOTION CHIP TO REALIZE HE WAS SAD.

ROT-ROT: I HEARD THAT IF YOU PUT WHEELS ON YOUR TEETH IT MAKES YOU RUN FASTER.

THE PALS LOOKED TO ROT-ROT AND REALIZED HE WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A BATH TOWEL.

FLUFFY MICK: BOOFPOOOF!

CHUCKY-CHUCK: WOOF!

ZIPPY-ZIPPY: I CANT WAIT TO FLOW FROM MY SO BIG BUNS.

MICK-MICK HAD CHOCOLATE ON HIS PANTS ON THE INSIDE OF HIS THIGHS. THE PALS NOTICED THIS.

BRAND NEW BILL: HEY MICK-MICK! WHY IS THERE CHOCOLATE THERE! HAHA YOU SUCK! THATS A WIERD PLACE TO HAVE CHOCOLATE STAINS.

CROCKPOT: WERE YOU RIDING A CHOCOLATE HORSE?

THEN OFF IN THE DISTANCE GALLOPED THIRTY CHOCOLATE HORSES AND ONE CHOCOLATE UNICORN.

BOFUR: SO LADS, WHAT IS THE MOST REDICULOUS THING YOU CAN THINK OF TO RIDE?

CREEPY CALVIN: A FLOATING LOG.

PICKLE-PICKLE: A CHOCOLATE HORSE.

MEESTO PEENY: A BRAN MUFFIN.

GIF-GIF: A SAGGY PRONTO PUP.

CREEPY CALVIN: NO! BUT PICTURE SEEING AN OLD MAN RIDING A FLOATING LOG! AND IT MAKES A MOTORCYCLE SOUND! AND IT... OH... I HATE YOU GUYS.

CREEPY CALVIN BLEW UP AND TOOK FREEDOM AND LIBERTY WITH HIM.

PRET-PRET: GOODNIGHT RAMBO. I LOVE YOU.

RAT-RAT: IS THERE NOWHERE IN THIS LAND WHERE I CAN WHISTLE AND WIGGLE IN PRIVACY?

HORG-HORG: LOVELY LADIES LISTEN UP! SLOP IS DRIPPING OUT OF MY EYES AT AN INCREASING MAGNITUDE. THE NEXT QUESTION IS IF AN ASTEROID WAS COMING TO EARTH, HOW WOULD YOU DIVERT IT AWAY FROM US?

PRIK-PRIK: I WOULD GET A CRAFTSMAN LEAF BLOWER AND HOPE THAT DOES THE TRICK.

JOSHY-JOSHY: I WOULD BUILD A ROCKET WITH A SWEAR WORD CARVED IN THE END. THAT WAY IF I DIDNT KNOCK IT OUT OF ORBIT, EVERONE WOULD AT LEAST SEE THE SWEAR WORD AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH BEFORE THEY WERE HORRIBLEY BURNED ALIVE IN A LIVING HELL.

DEPRESSED DAVID: I WOULDN'T CARE. I HOPE WE ALL PERISH.

lowercase johnno: this reeks.

POPULAR JEFF: I WOULD BUILD A FAKE EARTH TO DISTRACT THIS CURRENT EARTH.

FRO-FRO: I WOULD TRY TO REDEEM ALL OF OUR OTHER PLANETS AND JUST WHATEVER I WANT TO DO!

THE PALS STARTED SPANKING FRO-FRO TO A RAP BEAT. HIS SHADOW BEGAN TO BLEED.

SCENE 4

PORK CHOPS THAT YOU CANNOT SEE NOR EAT

MICK-MICK: WHAT IS WRONG WITH US?

HOGWASH: WHY ARE WE ALIVE HERE?

GREGGY GROPER: IM EATING A FOOD ITEM FROM HARDEE'S.

GREGGY GROPER'S FACE STARTED ON FIRE AND HIS STOMACH RIPPED APART.

PINK POOF: I DONT THINK THIS PLACE IS THAT BAD. IM GETTIN SOME BURGERS.

HE GOT HIS BURGERS. THE BURGERS WERE BREATHING AND SWEATING. PINK POOF TOOK A BITE OUT OF ONE AND TEARS CAME OUT OF IT. HIS EYES ROLLED UP AND HE DIED SOON AFTER.

PUNK-PUNK: LAST TIME I ATE HERE MY BURGER WAS WET AND GREASY.

MICK-MICK: YEAH LIKE A SWEATY MOANING CAT.

ALL THE PALS SOON DIED CUZ THE SWEATY HARDEE'S AIR TOOK AWAY THEIR BONES AND BLOOD.